moql:

Dance party in Divinity’s Reach!

kaptain-narwhal-the-potato:

youcantseemyinsidefeels:

whenever I tell people I don’t like beer they say that I’d like vodka. why?? why do they all think that bc I hate the taste of beer that I’ll like vodka?? is there a mystical property that vodka has that beer doesn’t?

No but really. You’d like vodka.

DON’T LISTEN TO HIM I’VE HAD BOTH AND THEY’RE BOTH BAD

owldude:

lacunamatata:

yes-butno:

HAM! CHEESE! mmmmmmmmMANGOES

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this is the single most intense video i’ve ever witnessed

guild wars i’m going to have to ask you to stop disconnecting me ok

bilbos-buttons:

dysphorism:

paleslut:

paleslut:

that one day when you think your period is over so you dont wear a pad or a tampon

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THIS IS NOT THE POST I WANT TO BE REMEMBERED FOR

BUT HOW ACCURATE IS THIS

Is that Spock?????

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colossaltitan:

allofmystupids:

guynecologist:

iarrusu:

I AM SO ANGRY AT THIS

this is such an important post

“GF IS PREGO”

"glassy, jarred look"

colossaltitan:

allofmystupids:

guynecologist:

iarrusu:

I AM SO ANGRY AT THIS

this is such an important post

“GF IS PREGO”

"glassy, jarred look"

kvtes:

things to remember: it’s important to say ‘i love you’ vs. ‘love you’. commit, be aware, be in it, love each other intentionally.

ohgomen:

seriously jealousy is the worst emotion 

you’re not only really sad but you’re really annoyed and helpless at the same time

and you feel pathetic like you’re ruining people’s fun but don’t want to be left out so you just sit around quietly annoyed

shrek's kid: dad... i'm... i'm gay
shrek: well, better out than in, i always say, eh? heheheheh someBODY ONCE

scurrilizzie:

adraughtofamortentia:

supermoclel:

are you ever in the middle of saying something or showing someone something and you realize that literally no one cares 

I’ve literally stopped talking mid-word in a story and no one has noticed.

like on the daily

splendr:

is this the fault in our stars

splendr:

is this the fault in our stars